berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
lydiallama: has anyone ever thought about the fact that homura can basically teleport what if during class she’s just like
citrusshrimp: lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are people who know that I have OCs
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
hugh-neutron: just practicin for band lol
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
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Where I'm from: North Carolina, United States
Where I would like to live: Somewhere Cold
Favorite food: Chicken Alfredo
Sexual orientation: IDK, maybe... Gay?
Single/taken: Single XP
Favorite book: Midwife's Apprentice
Eye color: Brown
Favorite TV show: Warehouse 13
Random fact about me: I'm absurdly reasonable.
Favorite day of the year: First day of Autumn
If I have any pets: Three cats, a dog, a cockatoo and a bunch of fish
What I'm listening to right now: Alive by Krewella
Last movie I watched: Princess and the Frog
What my name means: Patron Saint of Travelers
Celebrity crush: Chris Hemsworth
sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.